Anonymous asked: Hanji, how many times have you frick-fracked with the corporal??

OH! OHHHH, I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD KEEP COUNT! I TOLD YOU!!image"A lot~"image

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ask-mrzoe asked: Uhhhhmm.... If you're me, and I'm you, and we are both here, than who is performing experiments on Eren?!?!

"…To be honest, I’m more inclined to perform experiments on you.image

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Anonymous asked: Miss Hanji, why is your boyfriend so short? WHY. I'm sure he wants to know himself!

"Probably because he never switched over to adult vitamins."image

"…."image “Fuck me.

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Anonymous asked: Ok, but if you do defeat all the titans, and overthrow the government, and whatnot, think about how many people are going to die traveling just from new diseases and unknown terrain and stuff. Pretty sad.

image"The hell is wrong with you."

shared 1 hour ago on April/23/2014, with 1 note.

Anonymous asked: How do you take your coffee?

image “In massive quantities.”

shared 1 hour ago on April/23/2014, with 6 notes.

thisshiphassailedoff:

I. Can’t. BREATHE.

xD 

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reblogged from leonhardt-relatable, originally from thisshiphassailedoff.

Anonymous asked: In your Levihan mind, who found themselves liking the other first?

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

I think Hange probably liked Levi first. I don’t know, I think she just found him really interesting and unintentionally funny and because shes a very empathetic person, she could see the warped compassion Levi has a lot clearer than some. And his combative personality would be a challenge and stimulating for her. She’s a very intelligent and strong person so I think she needs someone challenging to keep her interested, you know? I think Levi keeps a distance between himself and his feelings as a defence mechanism so it would have taken a little longer for him to catch up. But if anyone is going to break through his bullshit with the understanding and peserverance required, it’d be Hange. They work very well as a team and are so at ease and familiar with each other, it absolutely speaks volumes about their connection.

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reblogged from drinkyourfuckingmilk,

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reblogged from leonhardt-relatable, originally from wowza-wowzers.

oeilvert:

this is canon and real

shared 3 hours ago on April/23/2014, with 4,861 notes.
reblogged from ask-cracky-mikasa, originally from oeilvert.